Hello All, I still haven't had a chance to see the new Transformers flick, but my good friend Ori did. So check out his review below and hopefully I'll be able to catch it this weekend and throw in my two cents. Here's Ori!!I thought I should share this with you, If you havent seen the movie beware of spoilers!!! If Transformers can be described as an Eyegasm, Transformers 2 should be called Pr-EYE-apism!For a good orgasm you need some making out time and a good afterglow. Otherwise how would you know when you've reached the peak? In the Transformers case watching all those fast paced visuals for over two hours without any breaks or ebbs is painful and exhausting.... All that non-stop action just makes the really good scenes, the forest fight and the finale battle of super Optimus, disappear in comparison to the maelstrom of graphics. It is obvious the writers of the movie learned from their previous script that people wanted more cartoon related stuff and they managed to add some good nods to the show, be it Jetfire (with basically his whole story intact), the Matrix of leadership, Megatron/Starscream relationship and let's not forget the cartoon movie nod of Optimus' death.
On the other hand the writers totally missed the other point that people complained about before.... the lack of character to the robots. In TF we had a bunch of two dimensional robots with some cool lines and confusing designs, but you knew who they were when they were in their vehicle forms... at least THAT! In TF2 we have MORE robots, who transform once, named twice, appear for about 10 seconds, have one line, and get blown up or just jump off screen. Even the established Autobots are barely in the movie... it's mostly humans running around and Decepticons causing havok.... Yes some designs are awesome - Ravage is cool, Devastator is great, and Soundwave is a stroke of genius - but that's not enough, especially since the good guys are almost non-existent.
Let me now relate to the title of this review, the space-time continuum, or the lack of it, in this case, I'm not THAT much of a stickler when it comes to geography. Well, maybe I am, it pissed me off in "Kingdom of Heaven" that Jerusalem was in the middle of a flat desert, that was too much of a stretch for me. In the first TF it didn’t bother me that much that it takes about 30 minutes to travel from the Hoover Dam to LA, or that it turns from noontime to dusk in a matter of seconds, only to go back to noon time again, but for god's sake, WTF!? in TF2 it appears as if wormholes are abundant on earth, our heroes travel from Egypt to Jordan in minutes, the two countries appear to have a land border as well, the Pyramids are on the beach, the Egyptian army has no interest in what goes on in their territory, and the sun in that part of the world has a habit of moving back and forth in the sky like a ping pong ball. Scenes turn from day to night in a matter of a jump cut! It looked to me as if lighting in that world is only there to make the scene look cooler.... UGGGH! I'm not even addressing the useless characters like the Twins, the much better but still over the top John Turturro and the terrible CGI of that chick with the tongue. Still the lack of plot and human character didn’t bother me that much, I guess I didnt expect any of it anyway.
Overall, TF2 is kinda watchable. Some scenes are worth seeing, but it is only a visual fest that never lets up for a second, maybe a second viewing is needed to sort things out, but it sure as hell did NOT leave the same impression on me as the first one did... sadly...thats it.... roll out!Grade: 3 Buckets
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