Tuesday, April 10, 2007

DAILY CELEBRITY ADVICE (4/10/07):


Leonardo DiCapario says:

"Adorable, baby polar bears are the real heroes."

5 comments:

G.I. Jeff said...

You are so right baby polar bears are real heroes--especially the ones who drink Coke--cause a frosty beverage breaks barriers with hated penguin neighbors.

Captain Mike said...

He also says "spell my name correctly next time."

Cody Dee Williams said...

I say, "Go fuck a wallabee, Mike." The spell check bit is getting really, REALLY, old. Time for new material...

The only time you care to post on this blog is to point out other people's spelling errors. And there's no reason for it, other than to be a dick.

Captain Mike said...

Cody Dee, this is a pop culture blog. I am in the most isolated modernized nation on the planet. Movies that opened this weekend in the Good Old US and A will take a month or longer to reach me, and even then I might not be able to see them for lack of funds. I have seen a total of 5 movies since November: "Borat" (awesome), "The Prestige" (the OTHER magician movie from 2006), "Little Miss Sunshine" ("National Lampoon's Vacation" for depressive academics), "Black Sheep" (a Kiwi horror/comedy that was neither scary nor funny), and "300" (like "Gladiator" and "Troy" only dumber and gayer). TV is years behind, and you know I don't watch TV. The only sports they show here are rugby, soccer and cricket. Comic Books are Jeff's domain. The only debatably worthwhile things that I can currently contribute to the Bucket are wiseass comments. I have written a shitload on my own blog that is open for any and all criticisms, including yours, so fire away and don't take my cheeky editorializations so damn personally, ya big lug!

Also, wallabees live in Australia. New Zealand's bestial tendancies lean towards sheep.

Cody Dee Williams said...

Per the website www.crystalinks.com/kangaroos.html:

Wallabies are found in Australia, New Zealand, New Guinea and some surrounding islands. There are over 50 varieties of wallabies living in the three countries. Many others have become extinct this century because of man's greed and encroachment on the wallaby habitat. Our herd (mob) here in South Texas is the largest collection of Bennetts Wallabies in the United States.