DAILY CELEBRITY ADVICE (8/30/08: The Happy 1st Birthday Nathan Marvin Edition)

John McCain says:

"Desperation is a stinky perfume"

DAILY CELEBRITY ADVICE (3/23/08):

Mariah Carey says:

"Don't forget that March 28th is National Patronize a Handicapped Bum Day. So mark your calendars everyone!"

DAILY CELEBRITY ADVICE (3/21/08):

Phil Spector says:

"People measure crazy a lot of different ways. For me, only a crazy person puts ketchup on their scrambled eggs."

DAILY CELEBRITY ADVICE (2/10/07):

Timbaland featuring One Republic says:

"We were wrong... It's NEVER too late to apologize. We're sorry."

DAILY CELEBRITY ADVICE (2/09/07):

Bill Belichick says:

"If you're going to lose, lose with class and dignity... or just walk off the field before the game is even over."

DAILY CELEBRITY ADVICE (1/16/07):

Billy Baldwin says:

"The only thing dirtier and sexier than money is me."

DAILY CELEBRITY ADVICE (1/9/08):

Larry King says:

"When ranking life's little annoyances, for my money, not being able to wash the smell of raw onions off your fingertips after eating a hamburger ranks right up there at the top."

DAILY CELEBRITY ADVICE (12/8/07):

Liza Minnelli says:

"Still looking for the perfect holiday gift for that special someone? Give the gift that keeps on giving all year long. Head over to your local Linens-N-Things and pick-up an electric martini shaker for the bargain price of $99.99. Let'em know how much you love'em!"

DAILY CELEBRITY ADVICE (12/2/07):

Huge movie star and fashion icon Mickey Rourke says:

"Helpful fashion tip #79:

Gentlemen, when tying a neck tie, instead of using the standard, four-in-hand knot, try using the more sophisticated Double Windsor knot. This will allow for a more clean, symmetrical, and polished look."

How To Tie A Double Windsor - CLICK HERE

DAILY CELEBRITY ADVICE (11/10/07):

Britney Spears says:

"Shaving your head bald is the only way to stop the demons who sneak into your bedroom late at night & try to eat your hair while you're sleeping.

Stop trying to eat my dang hair you demon sonsabitches!!"

DAILY CELEBRITY ADVICE (11/6/07):

Billy Dee Williams says:

"My top three music selections when making sweet love to a fine lady - 1). Let's Get It On. 2). Sexual Healing. 3). anything on The Weather Channel."

DAILY CELEBRITY ADVICE (11/5/07):

Dave Coulier says:

"J.K. Rowling's outting of Professor Dumbledore has inspired me to finally come out and admit that Uncle Joey was, in fact, a homosexual. And I hope my admission will give other closeted gay fictional characters the strength to come out, as well."

DAILY CELEBRITY ADVICE (11/4/07):

Andreas Pavel, inventor of the Sony Walkman, says:

"New research** shows that iPods make you sterile. So, come back to the Walkman for the sake of humanity."

** Research conducted by Andreas Pavel - the data, results, and conclusions of which are unsubstantiated and unconfirmed. The ideas and opinions expressed by Andreas Pavel, in the above post, do not reflect those of Troy's Bucket, Blogger, or Google.

DAILY CELEBRITY ADVICE (11/3/07):

Kirk Cameron says:

"You know, a lot of people say to me ,

'Kirk, loved you in Growing Pains & Like Father, Like Son,

but aren't you just exploiting Christianity for profit now? Is that what Jesus would do?'

Well, they didn't have DVD players 2,008 years ago, so the point is moot."

DAILY CELEBRITY ADVICE (10/17/07):

Andrew McCarthy says:

"Agalmatophilia... cool.

Motorcycles... cooler.

Agalmatophilia on a motorcycle... coolest."

DAILY CELEBRITY ADVICE (9/16/07):

Disney's Pluto says:

"Kids, never kick a dog in the nuts."

DAILY CELEBRITY ADVICE (7/21/07):

Steve Jobs says:

"The iphone. The multimedia phone so small & compact, it makes even your dick look huge & adequate."

DAILY CELEBRITY ADVICE (7/17/07):

Jack Nicholson says:

"That guy Jared is full of shit, man."

DAILY CELEBRITY ADVICE (7/11/07):

Steve Perry, lead singer of Journey, says:

"Take it from me, kids. Not only does hard drinking and drugging ruin your life and your relationships, it severely inhibits your ability to distinguish trannies from real chicks."

DAILY CELEBRITY ADVICE (7/9/07):

Robert Goulet says:

"Leather jackets are cool. If you don't have one, run out right now to your local leathersmith and get one. Tell'em Bob Goulet sent you."